The Three Bears – The Real Story

Spring 2007 CSANews Issue 62  |  Posted date : Jun 06, 2007.Back to list

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...

Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.

Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do I have to go through this with you idiots??? It was Mommy Bear who got up first . It was Mommy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mommy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mommy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mommy Bear who went out in the cold, early-morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mommy Bear who set the table.

"It was Mommy Bear who put the cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the cats their food and refilled their water. And now that you've decide to drag your sorry bums downstairs and grace Mommy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm going to say this one time and one time only…

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE BLOODY PORRIDGE YET!!!"