Headlines from the year 2029!

Winter 2005 CSANews Issue 57  |  Posted date : May 25, 2007.Back to list

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh-largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

BABY CONCEIVED NATURALLY! Scientists stumped.

85-year, $75.8 billion study:
Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

AVERAGE WEIGHT OF CANADIANS AND AMERICANS DROPS TO 250 LB.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fl y swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

GEORGE Z. BUSH SAYS HE WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2036.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

POSTAL SERVICE RAISES PRICE OF FIRST-CLASS STAMP TO $17.89 AND REDUCES MAIL DELIVERY TO WEDNESDAYS ONLY.