Jokes

Spring 2001 CSANews Issue 38  |  Posted date : Mar 08, 2007.Back to list

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles, there is a mile between the first and last letter.

What word has the most letters?

Post office or mailbox.

How many different kinds of animals did Moses take in the ark?
It was Noah.

What do you get when you cross a bee with a bell?
Humdinger.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

What has 12 legs and flies?
6 pr of men's pants.

Some months have 30 days, some 31. How many have 28?
They all have 28 days.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
Receding hairline.