And from the Mouths of Babes...

Summer 2000 CSANews Issue 35  |  Posted date : Mar 05, 2007.Back to list

  • "Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10
  • "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer." Hannah, age 9
  • "Stay away from prunes." Randy, age 9
  • "Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, age 13
  • "Don't squat with your spurs on." Noronha, age 13
  • "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." Emily, age 10
  • "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." Taylia, age 11
  • "Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, age 9
  • "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, age 9
  • "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, age 11
  • "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, age 9
  • "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." Alyesha, age 13
  • "Never try to baptize a cat." Eileen, age 8