Groaners

Winter 1999 CSANews Issue 34  |  Posted date : Mar 04, 2007.Back to list

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all league records were unfortunately destroyed in an alpine landslide. Thus, we do not definitively know for whom the Tells bowled.

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered porpoises that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of myna birds. One day his supply of these birds ran out, so he had to trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, the local police arrested him and charged him with transporting a myna across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

A thief broke into a local police station and stole all the porcelain lavatory equipment. He left no clues, so a spokesperson was quoted as saying to the press, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."