Two ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami enjoying the sunshine.

They had been good friends for many years and both always looked forward to their meetings and chats. 

One day, the younger of the two, turned to the other and said "I'm embarrassed. Please don't be angry with me, but after all these years, I can't remember your name." 

The older friend was very distressed and didn't respond. Finally, with tears in her eyes she said "How soon do you have to know?"