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SUMMER 2012
Grins
& giggles
Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really angry. She told him,
“Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
a gift in the driveway that goes from 0
to 200 in less than six seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning, Ed got up early and
left for work. When his wife woke up,
she looked out the window and sure
enough, there was a gift-wrapped
box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe
and ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back into the house.
She opened it and found a brand-new
bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
A doctor and an attorney in separate
vehicles collided on I-95 one foggy
night. The fault was questionable, but
both were shaken up and the attorney
offered the doctor a drink from a
pocket flask. The doctor took the flask
with a shaking hand and belted back a
couple of swallows.
As the attorney started to put the cap
back on the flask, the doctor asked,
“Aren’t you going to have one too, for
your nerves?”
“Of course I am,” replied the attorney,
“after the Highway Patrol gets here.”
Wedding Anniversary
Professional Courtesy