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SUMMER 2013
CAREFULWHAT YOUWISH FOR
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old
bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!
The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In
return, I will grant you three wishes.” The man says “Great! I
always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I
want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand! He continues, “Next, I want a
brand-new, red Ferrari right here.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a
bright-red, brand-new Ferrari appears
right next to him!
He continues, “Finally, I
want to be irresistible to
women.”
Poof! There is a flash of light
and he turns into a box of
chocolates.
Grins
& giggles
A NICKEL OR A DIME
There’s a little fellow named Junior who
hangs out at the local grocery store. The
manager doesn’t know what Junior’s
problem is, but the boys like to tease him.
The boys say that he is two bricks short
of a load, or a couple of fries short of a
happy meal. To prove it, sometimes the
boys offer Junior his choice between a
nickel and a dime. He always takes the
nickel, they say, because it’s bigger.
One day after Junior grabs the nickel, the
store manager gets him off to one side
and says, “Junior, those boys are making
fun of you. They think that you don’t
know the dime is worth more than the
nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger, or
what?”
Junior says, “No sir. You see if I took the dime, they’d quit
doing it!”