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SUMMER 2014
Grins
& giggles
Three unmarried men were waiting
to tee off when the starter walked
up to them and said, “You see that
beautiful blonde practicing her
putting?”
“Her? Wow, she is beautiful,” they
all said.
“She’s a good golfer,” he continued.
“And she would like to hook up with
a group. None of the other groups
will play with a woman. Can she
play with you? She won’t hold you
up, I promise.”
They looked at each other and said,
“Sure! She can join us.”
Just as the starter had promised, the
woman played well and kept up.
Plus, the three men kept noticing
that she was very attractive.
When they reached the 18th hole,
the blonde said that if she sank her
18-footer, she’d break 80 for the first
time. “Guys, I’m so excited about
breaking 80 that I have to tell you
something,” she said. “I had a great
time playing with you. I can tell
you all really love golf. I want you
to know that I’m single and want
to marry a man who loves golf
as much as I do. If one of
you guys can read this putt
correctly and I make it, I’ll
marry whichever of you was
right!”
All three jumped at the
opportunity. The first one
looked over the putt and
said, “I see it breaking 10
inches left to right.” The second
looked it over from all sides and
said, “No, I see it breaking eight
inches right to left.”
The third man looked at the
woman, looked at the ball, and said,
“Pick it up. It’s good!”
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