Newfie Campers

Summer CSANews Issue 67  |  Posted date : Jul 22, 2008.Back to list

Two Newfoundlanders went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down in their tent for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Lloyd awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake.  "Bryce, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Bryce replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Lloyd questioned.

Bryce pondered for a minute:  "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

"Is that all?" Lloyd asked. "Yes," Bryce replied. "Why, am I missing something?"

Lloyd was quiet for a moment, then spoke softly: "Bryce, someone has stolen the tent!"