Vacation Planning

Spring 2002 CSANews Issue 42  |  Posted date : Apr 05, 2007.Back to list

A couple was relating their vacation experience to a friend.

"It sounds as if you had a great time in Florida," the friend observed.

"But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Texas?"

"Well," the husband said, "we changed our plans because, uh..."

His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Fred!"

He fell silent and she continued,

"You know, it's just ridiculous. Fred simply will not ask for directions."