The Two Dollar Tryst

Winter 2001 CSANews Issue 41  |  Posted date : Apr 03, 2007.Back to list

An older couple dropped into a doctor's office and asked him if he could watch then make love. The doctor was somewhat puzzled but agreed to watch. After the couple had finished the doctor said, "I can't see anything wrong with the way you make love," and then handed them a bill for $10.00.

The couple returned to the doctor's office once a week for several weeks with the same result ­ "Everything is fine!"

Finally the puzzled doctor asked, "I've watched you make love for several weeks, now, what do you think may be wrong?"

The man, who was obviously embarrassed, answered, "Well, actually nothing is wrong. But I'm married, so we can't go to my house; my lover is married, so we can't go to her house. The Holiday Inn charges $25.00, Days Inn charges $23.00 and making love in your office is only $10.00.

"Oh, and Medicare refunds me $8.00 for every visit!"