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FALL 2013
& giggles
“I’ve spent most of my life golfing.
The rest I’ve just wasted.”
“A golfer’s diet: live on greens as
much as possible.”
“Born to golf. Forced to work.”
“If I hit it right, it’s a slice.
If I hit it left, it’s a hook.
If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.”
Author Unknown
“They call it golf because
all the other four-letter
words were taken.”
Raymond Floyd
Golf Quotes
“Have you ever noticed what
golf spells backwards?”
Al Boliska
“The only time
my prayers are
never answered
is on the golf
Billy Graham
“Reverse every natural instinct
and do the opposite of what you
are inclined to do, and you will
probably come very close to
having a perfect golf swing.”
Ben Hogan
“If you think it’s hard
to meet new people, try
picking up the wrong
golf ball.”
Jack Lemmon
“Don’t play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty.”
Harry Vardon
“Golf and sex are the
only things you can
enjoy without being good
at them.”
Jimmy DeMaret
“The difference
in golf and
government is that
in golf you can’t
improve your lie.”
George Deukmejian