The Perfect Husband

Summer 2005 CSANews Issue 55  |  Posted date : May 20, 2007.Back to list

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...

A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Man: "Hello?"
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes"
Woman: "I'm at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000, is it OK if I buy it?"

Man: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked?"

Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$120,000."

Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1.5 Million."

Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but only offer $1.2 Million"
Woman: "OK. I'll see you later'I love you!"

Man: "Bye, I love you too!"

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment, then he asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"